'Norfolk Police Interceptors' script

Sierra Hotel India Tango - Sergeant Graveling and his crewmate, PC Bumphrey, of the élite Sheringham Interceptor Team - patrol the mean lanes of the North Norfolk countryside in their highly tuned pursuit vehicle, a Morris Minor. In the back, capturing every moment of the action is the unfortunate cameraman, Stevenson.

Alerted to a heinous crime by Inspector Crossley, the pair blunder their way through a series of one-liners, short encounters and sight gags before a surprising conclusion.

This script may be adapted to suit different regional dialects, place names and local ‘in-jokes’.

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